Hot Pink Male Genital-Shaped Water Bottle
32.99 €
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🏷️ Condition: New
🚚 Ships from: HK Warehouse – Hong Kong (China)
↩️ Easy Returns within 30 days of receipt
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Enjoy a humorous and eye-catching addition to your party with this bright hot pink, exaggerated male genital-shaped water bottle measuring approximately 28 cm in length, 12 cm wide, and 10 cm deep. Made from durable, non-toxic plastic, it’s perfect for cold beverages like water, juice, or soda. Featuring a long straw with a protective cover, it offers convenient drinking and adds a playful touch to bridal showers, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and themed events. Its realistic, glossy design emphasizes bold curves and contours, making it an ideal novelty item that will surely stand out and bring fun to any celebration.
This vibrant pink novelty water bottle makes a statement
Imagine holding this bold, bright hot pink water bottle shaped like exaggerated male genitalia, perfect for injecting humor into any celebration. Its glossy finish and detailed contours create a realistic yet playful appearance that’s sure to turn heads. Standing approximately 28 centimeters tall, with a wide base and curved design, it offers a large capacity for cold beverages like water, juice, or soda. Designed for fun, it comes with a flexible straw and protective cover, making it easy and enjoyable to drink during lively events. Whether for a bachelorette party or birthday bash, this novelty item is guaranteed to bring laughs and instant attraction. Be ready to capture attention and create memorable moments with this amusing and eye-catching accessory.
Keys features of the this hot pink water bottle
- Made of durable, high-quality, non-toxic plastic with a shiny, smooth finish for safety and longevity in party use.
- Exaggerated male genital shape, about 28 cm tall, with realistic contours and prominent rounded head for a humorous visual effect.
- Wide base measuring 12 cm for stability, with a tapered shaft design that enhances its exaggerated appearance and playful charm.
- Includes a long, flexible straw with matching pink cover, designed for easy sipping during lively celebrations or gatherings.
- Ideal for cold drinks such as water, juice, soda, and more, but not suitable for hot liquids to ensure safety and integrity.
- Perfect as humorous carnival props, party accessories, or themed gifts to boost the festive atmosphere and entertain guests.
- Dimensions: approximately 28 cm (11.2″) in length, 12 cm (4.8″) wide, and 10 cm (4″) deep—compact yet impactful for any event.
Don’t miss out—add this wild water bottle to your party now!
Get ready to spice up your celebration with this fun, eye-catching water bottle. Its vibrant pink color and humorous design will surely set the mood for a memorable event. Perfect for bridal showers, bachelor parties, or any occasion where laughter and fun are top priorities. Imagine your friends’ reactions when they see this playful prop in action, sparking conversations and capturing hilarious photos. Durable and easy to use, this novelty bottle guarantees moments of joy and entertainment. Make your next party unforgettable by including this unique, humorous accessory—order today and elevate your festivities with a touch of bold humor!
| Color | A 1PCS Pink |
|---|---|
| Condition | New |
| Warehouse | HK Warehouse – Hong Kong |
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