Humorous Vintage Metal Sign – Jesus Love You
Price range: 30.99 € through 47.99 €
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🏷️ Condition: New
🚚 Ships from: HK Warehouse – Hong Kong (China)
↩️ Easy Returns within 30 days of receipt
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Add a touch of humor and vintage charm to your space with this durable aluminum metal sign featuring the comical message “Jesus Loves You But I Don’t.” Available in 40x30cm or 20x30cm, it showcases a distressed antique tin look with bold, retro-style fonts and a stylized Jesus illustration. Designed with four pre-drilled holes for easy mounting on walls or placement on tables, this lightweight, corrosion-resistant decor fits perfectly in homes, bars, cafes, offices, or garages. Its rustic aesthetic and humorous message will surely be a conversation starter, making it an eye-catching addition to any adult collector’s space.
This Humorous Vintage Metal Sign for Your Space
Transform your environment with this eye-catching, vintage-inspired metal sign that perfectly combines humor and nostalgia. Measuring 40x30cm or 20x30cm, it’s crafted from durable aluminum, ensuring long-lasting, corrosion-resistant display. The distressed, tin-style finish features darker, weathered edges and a beige or cream background that exudes an aged, retro vibe. The bold, vintage fonts make the humorous message stand out: “NO SOLICITING” at the top, a stylized illustration of Jesus giving a thumbs-up in the center, and “JESUS LOVES YOU BUT I DON’T” at the bottom. Its lightweight design and pre-drilled holes make mounting easy on walls or tables, making this decor a perfect addition for homes, bars, offices, or shops eager for a touch of humor and character.
Keys features of this humorous Jesus sign
- Designed in a vintage style, this sign measures 40x30cm or 20x30cm, crafted from durable aluminum with a weathered, distressed tin finish for rustic appeal.
- Features a humorous religious-themed graphic with bold lines and shading, including a friendly Jesus illustration and contrasting text for a humorous statement.
- Color code TYA32907 offers a beige or cream background with darker edges, enhancing the vintage look and making the design pop visually.
- Four pre-drilled holes located at each corner allow easy mounting on walls with nails or double-sided tape, or it can be placed on a table or shelf as decor.
- Suitable for various locations such as homes, restaurants, bars, pubs, offices, shops, and garages, adding humor and charm to any setting.
- This lightweight, corrosion-resistant sign is free of hazardous chemicals, ensuring safe indoor display and easy maintenance for your peace of mind.
Get your humorous vintage sign and decorate today!
Adding this sign to your space isn’t just about decoration — it’s about creating a fun, memorable environment that reflects your personality. Whether for your home or business, it will spark conversations and smiles. Its timeless, distressed look blends humor and nostalgia effortlessly, making it a perfect gift or personal keepsake. Imagine the reactions when friends or customers see this witty statement hanging on your wall. Order now to bring personality and humor into your surroundings with this high-quality, vintage-inspired metal sign. Don’t wait — enhance your decor with a touch of humor today!
| Color | TYA32907 |
|---|---|
| Size | 40x30cm, 20x30cm |
| Condition | New |
| Warehouse | HK Warehouse – Hong Kong |
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